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Archive for the ‘Down with P.C.!’ Category

February 4th, 2008

We Don’t Serve No Fat Folks Here, Y’all

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Can you even imagine a waiter coming up to you, just after you’ve planted your fat butt down at your table, and telling you to forget the service, there’s no way you’re eating there? Can you just freaking imagine?
Well, that’s what some of the fine folks in Mississippi may be faced with if House […]

By User ImageLiberty -- 2 comments

November 12th, 2007

Ritalin Now On Sale! Every Pill Must Go!

Nice, but it’s missing something…
I have a very normal, balanced friend I’ll refer to herein as the Skritch who was misdiagnosed with ADHD as a child. To this day, her parents still refer sympathetically to her atrocious attention span, continuously seeking out new ways to help the poor thing just keep it all together. I […]

By User ImageSara -- 9 comments

November 7th, 2007

Ladies: Getting Pregnant Saves You from Dying in a Car Crash!

Not pregnant? Better leave those car keys at home.
Oh, internet: you never let me down. I learn so much from this wonderful tool. Of course, we all know the only tool that counts is the one that can knock you up, ladies. If you don’t want to die in a car crash, you’d better get […]

By User ImageSara -- 7 comments

September 6th, 2007

The Abortion Masseuse

Sure, they look fun and colorful, but you’re staring into the very heart of human darkness. Avert thine eyes, sinners.
Abortion by massage is the wrenchingly painful midwife’s solution in places like the Philippines, where abortion is illegal, the government yields to Roman Catholic interests, and contraceptives are in short supply. The government supports the belief […]

By User ImageSara -- 13 comments

August 15th, 2007

Cocaine Now Comes in Flavors

Nope, not that cocaine (although everyone threw a big fit about this energy drink). We’re talking about the real thing.

Fortunately, cocaine won’t be added back to cola drinks or cough drops any time soon, but flavored rock is a booming business. Coconut, strawberry, and vanilla are the most popular nose candy flavors.
Ever wondered…
How Many People […]

By User ImageSara -- 3 comments

July 28th, 2007

Los Linky Links: WTF Edition

Oh, wait…that’s every edition.

The Trouble with Unisex Toilets
In a high school history class many moons ago, the term project was to stage a series of controversial constitutional debates (the military draft, abortion, you get it). Stellar luck that is mine, I was given the assignment of arguing against the Equal Rights Amendment. Like any proper […]

By User ImageSara -- 5 comments

July 24th, 2007

How to Look Like an Idiot in 1 Easy Step

Your normal programming has been interrupted for this important public service announcement:
Look like an idiot in 1 easy step: pimp an IQ widget on your blog!
Online IQ tests are a joke (but you know this). Even if they claim to be “real”. They’re not.
Guess what? Mensa is a joke, too.
The vos Savant method will raise […]

By User ImageSara -- 13 comments

July 6th, 2007

10 Politically Incorrect ‘Truths’ About Sex & Relationships

I just love when psychology serves up a big dish of Boo Yah. The two-second version, if you believe the authors: men want sex, women want security, nobody wants leftovers for dinner again. From Psychology Today, 10 politically incorrect observations about humans:
10. Gentlemen really do prefer blonds. Everyone prefers blue eyes.
Nobody prefers patchouli.

9. Monogamy […]

By User ImageSara -- 16 comments

July 2nd, 2007

The Most Politically Incorrect Food, Ever

via Slashfood
via via Hungry in Hogtown
Not only unhealthy, but guaranteed to offend somebody!
Step 1:
For fun, fry potatoes in horse fat. Yes, horse fat. (I know a certain someone who’s gonna be emailing me in horror in about two seconds…coughcollinscough). Don’t worry, it gets way more offensive. I mean, if you’re gonna eat […]

By User ImageSara -- 8 comments

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