New Toilet for “Modern Americans” Holds Up to 2000 Pounds
Holy crap! The Great John Toilet Company of Laredo, TX will sell you a toilet that accomodates your tons-of-fun lifestyle.
- 150% More contact area on the seat.
- Extra wide base with 4 anchor points on to prevent tipping.
- “Side Wings” to prevent pinching if your fat hangs over the side of the seat.
- Reinforced structure holds up to 2000lbs.
Click here to see the difference. Now, I know that there is surely a group of people that suffer from a medical condition that make this item a godsend. However, this thing does hail from the same beautiful state that brought you deep-fried Coca-Cola. Interesting coincidence? Or are these Great John people in cahoots with the Texas State Fair deep -fried-corn syrup-and-caramel peddlers!? I’m not pointing any chubby, sticky fingers, I’m just saying…
Thanks to Miss Kitty for the tip!
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