Man Lies to Airport Security to Avoid Embarassment: Tells Them His penis Pump is… Just a Bomb
We’re wandering into sharpest-tool-in-the-shed territory here… A Hawking, this man is not.
On August 16th, in a Chicago airport, security workers found a suspicious looking object in the luggage of Mardin Azad Azim, who was there to fly to Turkey. It was the bulb on the end of the tube leading to the cylinder of his penis pump. They thought it looked like a grenade and questioned him about it.
Mr. Azim’s mother was reportedly only a few feet away and he didn’t want her to know what it was. So, he told them it was a bomb.
His preliminary hearing was yesterday. He has no previous criminal history. He’s charged with felony disorderly conduct. He’s facing up to three years jail time. And his mom sure-as-hell knows about his man-enhancer now.
No further joke required.
Original Story - Chicago Sun Times (pops)
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